Pizzariach

Drove there from coylombridge because we were told it was the best pizza in the area. Couldn't sit in when we got there. Two staff chatting to each other, tables and chairs all to one side of the room. We had no intention of eating in the car. Went to another pizza place and had a nice pizza, drinks and service.

Initially we tried to phone to place an order, they absolutely do not answer the phone. It was a Wednesday night and quite a few places were closed, so we decided to drive in to town to order.We ordered the family meal deal. There was a 35 minute wait, not ideal, but we popped in to the co-op then sat in the car for a while.They managed to forget the coleslaw (the only thing that I, personally wanted from the meal deal) and despite being told twice that we wanted four cokes, they put two cokes and two diet cokes in . Unfortunately we did not notice this until we got back to where we were staying.The pizzas were greasy, tasteless and rather chewy, the kind of texture you get if you microwave day old pizza. The chips were incredibly salty. The kids seemed to like them but I found them completely inedible.I tried calling them, but you guessed it, no answer. It just rang out. Given it took almost twenty minutes to get there, another 40 minute round trip to get the missing homemade coleslaw wasn't worth it. Considering they don't know how to make pizza and can't get an order right, I probably wasn't missing much.In case you hadn't figured it out, I categorically do not recommend this place. The pizzas are substandard, the chips have more salt than the Atlantic, they don't know how a phone works and they can't manage a simple order. When I arrived, there was a painted notice that states

Good pizza at reasonable price.We were able to customize our own pizza.We'll order again.